I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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