I didn't shave. On purpose
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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