i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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