Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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