I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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