we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize