I just cut my nipple shaving
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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