Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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