so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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