I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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