haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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