Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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