Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
