I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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