ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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