Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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