have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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