everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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