It's like God shit irony all over that family
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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