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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures

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  I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy

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  But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.

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  Now that's what I call smart money management.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player

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  Ride him like a Zamboni

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?

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