Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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