i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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