As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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