question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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