We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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