Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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