Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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