drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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