He is an equal opportunity slut.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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