at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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