I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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