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(541): View more from Oregon

Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.

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(979): View more from Texas

i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.

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wow. i have no words.

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(330): View more from Ohio

just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c

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(402): View more from Nebraska

my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.

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(716): View more from New York

your facebook page is a work of drunk art.

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(418): View more from Quebec

Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.

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(805): View more from California

I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I cuddled with a man named Pickles

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