im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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