I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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