jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
foreskin is a definite game changer
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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