Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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