why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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