He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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