he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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