"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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