Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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