Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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