Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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