do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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