You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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