I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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