Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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