Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
