I must be too annoying 4 u.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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