i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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