So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i already hear my dad disowning me
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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