i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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